"Elton" John Keating: Guitars, Keys, Vocals

The Founding Father of Funk, this cat is hip to any groove you throw his way. He is the glue that holds That 70's Band together, cuz, like, he owns most of the gear and we play in his garage and stuff.

Brian "B-Funk" Norwood: Bass Guitar, Vocals

Big man B-funk is the hippest hippy this side of Berkley, often bare foot, always groovy, never to busy to drop the funk bomb on y'all. Booga in tha nose, morning breath smellin' all day long, nasty ole' stanky stank funk! He hits the notes no man that size has any right singin', and shouts it out loud.

Sean "Seannie Van Johnson": Guitars, Keys, Vocals

Fret-board burnin', Nitro Fuled Gee-Tar dexterity at it's finest! Mr. Van Johnson knocks ya out with massive licks and Barbarino style cool. Pedal to the metal rock and roll, hold the ice.